Mystery of Scrapies Spread Solved  (10/31/07)

NORFOLK, Va. (BNN) - The question has to how Germany and Belgium caught scrapies has been answered. It appears the French imported sheep from Greece and delivered them as cheap commodities to Belgium and Germany. Of course some German farmers speculate that this might have been a terrorist prelude to France’s recent declaration of war. In any case the sheep of war have been let loose.

[This is a fictional news story associated with the Norfolk Academy Fall Model United Nations Conference (FALLMUNC).]