France Responds  (10/31/07)

NORFOLK, Va. (BNN) - The French Cabinet acknowledges the horrible incidence of Mad Sheep disease and its spread to humans. It would like to propose that we annihilate all those with the disease in order to keep it from spreading, even if that means the destruction of the countries with incidence of this disease, specifically Belgium. We would also like to point out that nuclear radiation prevents this disease and our nuclear leak was in fact an attempt to save humanity.

You’re Welcome,
France

P.S. We declare war back on the EU.

[This is a fictional news story associated with the Norfolk Academy Fall Model United Nations Conference (FALLMUNC).]